Ninjas and Krakens and Humans

[moogle]

It was a dark and stormy night (last tuesday infact) and all was quiet (apart from the storminess) WHEN SUDDENLY, Ninjas appeared. From everywhere did they come, all in black, though some fancied hot pink or green instead. They poured from from dark portals, time rifts, reality splits and letter boxes. Like a swarm of malicious man sized, human resembling ants...


And they took the spraws. Took them through the void, into... Kraken land. And thus, did a war begin. A war between Ninjas, Krakens and Humans who desperatley desired their spraws so as to make eating icecream and milkshakes and icecream milkshakes and those icecream milkshakes with the sprinkles on top more enjoyable.

This...is the story of that war.



Billy Blobber, a Kraken, swam along, and as he swam he sang a song - a battle song. For today he was off to battle, yes, a battle, would soon begin in Void Street #345678999905 and he was gonna be there. He was gonna kick...that is, he was gonna tentacle slap some human and ninja behind.

[Kat]

*Lols* X3

[Azrael]

Suddenly a short ninja in pink clothing with a purple mask jumped out of Billy Blobber eyeball shouting "Hyaaaaaahhhh!" Once he had landed on the raspberry jelly smeared concrete he spun around to face the kraken, balancing on one toe and holding his super long fluoro green spraw at the ready near his crotch. “Come forth, vile friend!” he murmured dramatically into his mask, now hopping on his toe.

[Kat]

After loling insanely, the human named Sebagana flew into the scene on a hang-glider. Unfortunately, Sebagana was a noob and crash-landed into a magical floating sea-tree.
Sebagana cried in fury and sat on one of the branches with his insanely awesome bazooka.

[moogle]

Billy Blobber waved his tentacles about in a mad flurry. This would not do at all - this puny ninja would pay, and then Billy could settle into a relaxing night of soap operas and green tea.

[Azrael]

The pink ninja leapt into the air and violent poked billy blobber with his spraw whilst gurgling merrily. Then he did a back flip down onto the gorund, and stuck up his middle finger at the kraken.

[Kat]

Sebagana stayed back in his tree, he aimed his bazooka and fired. A fierce penguin shot out, head-butting the ninja in the stomach.

[moogle]

Billy lept into the nearby rapping hall, and made his way past six sword steve who was busy rapping. Then he went down to the store. Then he brought: two eggs, three cartons of milk, some rice, thai noodles (chicken flavor), an apple, two freshly baked cinnamon pies, a kinder surprise (but he threw away the toy) and some pop tarts. Then he walked back from the store. Then he walked back past six sword steve. Then he flailed a little bit. Then he roared REALLY REALLY REALLYELLLY loudly. Then he enjoyed some of his refreshing milk. Then he wiped away his milk moustahce. Then he got MAD and bit the pink ninja...ON THE EYE.

[Azrael]

The ninja reeled back clutching his eye with his foot , singing in agony. Then he frowned, and ground his teeth against a metal pole. He jumped at Billy blobber and grabbed his shopping back, yanking it out of his tentecle and leaping away towards the giant omlette down the road. He threw his spraw in sabagana's direction on the way past the tree. Then he dived head first into the omlette and dissapeared from veiw, though you could still hear him singing.

[moogle]

Billy battled with the feroicty of three feroicious rabid red eyes foamy mouthed tax deductable penguins who had eaten FIFTYFOUR BOXES of whizz-fizz in the space of 0.2 seconds! And as he battled, he sung his battle theme! (To tune of TROGDOR)

Billy Blobber was a man!!!
He was a... KRAKEN MAN~!!!
Sea-food-anizing the countryside~!
Sea-food-anizing the countryside~!
Sea-food-anizing the villages and all their THATCH ROOF COTTAGESSSSS~!


AND HE ATE HIS CINNAMON PIES AS HE FIRED LAZER BEAMS FROM HIS EYES! INTO OTHER PEOPLES AND THINGS EYES! AND HE BIT THE PINK NINJAS EYES! SOME MORE!

[Azrael]

And the ninja war-screamed at the kraken and stabbed him in the guts with the thai noodles that he had received from the shopping bag. And the shopping bag said, "Use the force... and the noodles. Defeat this thing that dared to grab me in a quite sexual way!" And the ninja wished to comply so that the all mighty bag would reward him greatly, and so would his superiors. And then he would be COOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. Dude.

[moogle]

But, BILLY had another song to sing! And so he sung:

~54 boxes borrowing 3 0.2 seconds when whizz bubbles rise eats from space feroicious will be fierce and the deep-red eye bubble will put on and fights with feroicty of the tax deductable penguins which mumbles! where And as he fights, his combatant subject becomes song the! where (In TROGDOR musics) Bill Blobber is a man!!! where Was he,… KRAKEN MAN~!!! Ocean food anizing countryside~! Ocean food anizing countryside~! Ocean food anizing the village and their thatch whole COTTAGESSSSS~ hangs the roof! where And him when he starts LAZER beam from his eye, eats his cinnamon pie! where With different people and thing eye! And him asks the pink NINJAS eye! where A little!~

[Azrael]

The ninja stood dumbfounded, watching the kraken sing, while thinking What the fuck...?. Then he grabbed some chop sticks and shoved them deep into the kraken's nostrils while grinning like a maniac duck like possum. Then he flapped his arms and propelled himself towards a brick wall, which he promptly smashed into leaving a large frog shaped imprint in the cheese bricks.

His head then proceeded to separate itself from his body and bounce across the sky towards the kraken, coming down on the krakens body with such force then it was engulfed by the squishy octopus skin.

[Kat]

BUMP XD